Steve the Braselton, GA Postal Worker:
I have come to the understanding that mail to this company is being handled to a prostitute whom, is involved in the hostile takeover of my company. If, want to keep his Tesla and your job you will see to it that the Rothschild package is hand delivered to the following address by someone other than the sandbagger herself whom, is a lying conspiring castrating lifetime prostitute I've known since, the age of 6yrs. The address to send the Rothschild stock portfolio to is in care of myself, the Founder & CEO of the Company... Stephanie Hall 2289 Southampton Cir., Hoschton, GA 30548.
The woman whom, has you under her thumb is a 69 yr. old law flouting woman named Catherine Louise Wilson Schmidt Nitz Cuomo Davidson. Now she goes by Catherine Chesterton. I won't sue you if, you cooperate. See that I get this package No later than Monday morning or I'll telephone Rothschild whom, is the conservator on that the stocks are missing. It's a lifetime purchase my company has managed to make happen after 45 years of nose to the grindstone professional Master's level guidance and counseling work on my part done in the field. I know, you understand the position I'm in. Try not to exacerbate it will you, please? Testify to Andrew Weissman in the Flowery Branch, GA law office by email tonight. Say your in sound mind and body and state that you are over the age of 18 then spiel, flip and cooperate fully of I'll sue you personally into the proverbial bedrock under our red Georgia clay! Send my office a copy of your testimony at the following FAX number 706 684 3067.
If, I've missjudged you I'm sorry. It's hard not to weaken... I've weakened myself and lost the Nobel Peace Prize for stealing under $30 from the Bon Marche department store in Seattle, WA when, I was in my middle twenties. It's a very hard pill to swallow and I don't want to lose my business on top of that bad news. Greta Thurnberg a climate change afficianado less than half my age won this year's award and my claim to this honor was due to my past life discoveries that were sent into the State Department then, used by them to stop the US's nuclear launches on China and Iran not once but, four times. Catherine is award of this and is extremely jealous of my Masters degree in guidance and counseling and my 45 years of nose to the grindstone field observations and cross-referencing to encyclopedic bibliographic details. If, I knew you better I bet I could find out one or two of your past lives also. One of Catherine's is Billy the Kid. She's dangerous. I hope, you're not harmed. That's it! I'm done! Have a nice night!
Very truly yours:
Stephanie Hall, Founder & CEO
The Hall Institute for Historical R&D Co.